Words

Words can mean different things to different people. Which is why you should be very careful about what you say.

One man’s bless you is another man’s fuck off.

For example-

You know

Saintly Guy : Always remember that you know a lot less that what you don’t know.

Normal Guy : I was thinking you know, how about, you know, a couple of beers or something?

Like

SG : I like holy scriptures.

NG : Why don’t you, like, fuck off?

Ass

SG : The ass is a hard working animal.

NG : Your ass needs a whipping.

Come

SG : Every time I come back home, I feel amazing.

NG : Every time I come, I feel amazing.

Do

SG : Judge me by what I do, not what I say.

NG : Judge me by who I do, not who I flirt with.

Laid

SG : I was laid low by a bout of fever last week due to which i could not complete my work.

NG : Angelina got laid four times in the last week.

Fuck

SG : ......

NG : Where the fuck have you been, you fucking half-witted fuck shit ass fucker?

Love, Sex

SG : When two people are deeply in love with each other their spiritual connection gets transformed into physical attraction which culminates in an intimate interaction called sex.

NG : I love sex.

by Mr.Fly