Things That Aliens Do Not Want You to Know

1. The Sun is actually a Bun put by them to bake: They shall consume it in 2012.

2. All of them are not green in color : Some of them are even Turquoise Blue, Sandra From Bandra Pink, Florescent Yellow,And Rainbow (if the alien kid is an outcome of an orgy)

3. The Ozone Layer is not getting depleted because of the Usage of Cfc’s or The gases emitted by Industries…Bt By the sole human bodies : Obese people fart resulting into the gases making an instant hole in the ozone layer.

4.People who are trying to lose weight---Have you thought where does all that fat end up??? It can’t just evaporate into thin air!!!

5.They want to take over Earth to see how dumb Human’s are: Twilight was a Super-Hit.

6. You won’t turn In-fertile after consuming the mint : They just want to keep all the mint till they take over !(so is the case with alcohol-excess wont result to death..it will just make you happy )

-Issued in Public Interest by Gautam GotiGotwa*

(*Gautam GotiGotwa, regardless of his name is a real person and currently studies in SYBMM{passing to TYBMM, Subject to terms and conditions} in Swami Vivekanand College

P.S : They think Cristanio Ronaldo is gay.