Why Facebook is worse than a Vivek Oberoi film.

Here is why Facebook is worse than a Vivek Oberoi film.

1. Facebook is the place where friends put up embarrassing pictures of you. Its embarrassing if people put up pictures of the time you probably got too drunk and fell face first in a toilet pot. You don’t even want those pictures to exist let alone be shared with everyone on your friendlist including prospective girlfriends and your mother. Vivek Oberoi is much better than Facebook because he doesn’t tag you in any of the million embarrassing stunts that he does. Mostly in Prince.

2. You have a million friends on Facebook and you don’t know or cant remember half of them. That's 50,000 unknown people on your list! But thats bound to happen when you begin to add people who sat next to you on a bus, just once. Vivek Oberoi films are better than Facebook because there is nothing like, I know this Vivek Oberoi film but I cant remember it. You either don’t know about them or you can’t forget them because they are so bad. Like Prince.

3. Facebook applications are a bigger waste than 100 feet tall pile of Dog excreta. Whoever cares if you took a quiz and found out that you were secretly a flying squirrel? Whoever cares who your friend of the day is or the friend you will save from a crocodile infested swamp of the day is? Answer: Nobody Cares. Vivek Oberoi will never put you through the torture of applications, because he never applies himself. Like he did in Prince.

4. Poking is one of the most idiotic of all Facebook features. If in real life, someone whom you have not met for a long time and wish to forget ASAP, comes along and randomly pokes you just below the ribs, would you happily tell them hi! or smash their bloody face in? Vivek Oberoi never pokes his audience. He cant afford to let the few fans he has get pissed off. Vivek Oberoi only pokes the villain. Like he did in Prince.

by Editor Man