Baba Rand Dev: Inner Peace

Yo! My loving follower’s how are y’all today? Do you feel the peace? Do you feel the love? Do you feel the frigging summer heat? If you do, then you are getting closer to a stage I call, ‘nowhere’. Keep it up, and keep at it.

Today I will be addressing a very important topic in the growth of your spirituality. I will be speaking on how to achieve and maintain Inner Peace.

Baba Rand Dev’s Ways to Achieving and Maintaining Inner Peace:

1. 1. Wear good quality, nice-fitting underwear:

Inner peace involves being at peace with everything that is inside, including ones inner garments. One cannot expect to maintain peace if one is constantly disturbed with violent thoughts of adjusting, scratching and shifting. The right underwear must let in ample air, must provide adequate space and must not itch, scratch or bite.

2. 2. Dont Murder:

One cannot maintain inner peace when one murders other people. This is because then one will have to be like a marathon runner, always on the run. Inner peace can never be achieved when one has to get rid of the body, hide the evidence and avoid getting caught. Try pick-pocketing instead.

3. 3. Meditate on the right things:

A lot of people have lost their inner peace because they have not meditated on the right things. One must learn to meditate on the finer things in life such as: Hot Babes/Hunks/Paro(depending on sexual preference and whether your name is Devdas), Sports cars/Designer clothes(depending on gender) and Martini Cocktails. One has never got inner peace by suppressing these thoughts. People who suppress these thoughts become suicidal depressives, for example Devdas.

4. 4. Shut your conscience up:

It is ok to murder one’s conscience because one cannot feel guilty once one’s conscience is killed. Once your conscience is dead you are free to eat as many dark chocolate cream filled doughnuts, without something inside you going, “uh-oh! Someone broke a dieting promise.” You can also lie, steal and be evil to people and still feel as happy as a person whose just slept with a filmstar! This is the key to inner peace. Kill your conscience and peace shall follow.

Peace.

Love and Hugs.

Take Care.

Ciao.

BRD.