Baba Rand Dev: Stories

Yo! Is the peace running through you’ll my loving followers. Do you feel the peace? Do you feel the harmony? Do you feel like scratching your left groin? Today am going to enlighten you my loving followers about the Way To Lead A Purposeful and Meaningful and Awful Life(WLAPAMAA) through a little story, but right after I finish my drink.

Aah, I have quaffed my drink and for those who were wondering what it was let me make it clear that it was an orange juice.

Now for the story. Once upon a time there lived two friends. Let us call them “Himesh Reshamwala” and “Padmabhushan Puraskar”. They were both gardeners and they both lived next to each other. Himesh lived next to Padmabhushan and Padmabhushan also lived next to Himesh.

Everyday Himesh would peek over the small fence they had erected to separate their gardens and to practice hurdling with, and he(Himesh) would see that the grass was indeed greener on the other side. For Padmabhushan’s grass was a bright luscious, rich and aromatic green while his own grass looked more like something between hay and little red pimples.

He grew very jealous of his ‘good’ friend, Padmabhushan, and so his inner peace was getting eaten away like wood, infested by giant wood-eating termites. Soon he couldnt take it anymore and came hurrying to me and he told me his problems. After hearing him out patiently and at the same time clipping my toe nails a solution struck me.

I said to him, “Himesh, my son, you are confused and lost. You have strayed off the normal path. That is why the first thing I suggest to you is that you learn to read a map. However the answer to your troubles is very simple. If the grass is greener on the other side then it is because you are not using the correct manure. Remember that grass is like a woman, if you don’t give her make-up she will look ugly. Manure is the make-up of grass. I recommend you use manure manufactured by Raja fertilizers and Company. And it is not because they have paid me Rs. 300 crore to recommend their brand to you, nor is it because they are giving me an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas. So go now and buy Raja Fertilizers today(preferably 3 packets, because if you buy 3 you get 1 free!) and make your grass as green as the other side!”

So remember my disciples if your grass is not as green as your neighbours, then its probably because you are not using the right manure. May the peace be with you. Love. Hugs and Kisses. Take Care. Ciao.