Kahaan Kab Kaise?-Ep 6

In the last episode you saw, Champi Taklampanchi getting married to Bacchu Chustia. They were taken to their honeymoon suite so that they didn’t embarrass all the other guests with their rampant and wild love-making and also so that this channel doesn’t get into trouble over censorship issues.

Aur Ab Aage(AAA)

The two lusty lovers had to be lifted by two body builders who happened to be present at the wedding for some odd reason with no one remembering calling them. The reason the two lovers had to be lifted was that they were too busy making out to bother about things like where they were doing it. It was finally the conservative Bhau Taklampanchi who decided that he had seen enough public display of affection from his daughter and instructed the body builders to do their job.

And so the newly married couple was dumped into their honeymoon suite, in Pappu’s Hotel. The whole village was pushing and shoving for a place next to the door so that they could get aroused listening to the love making going on inside.

Inside the room the couple lay on a bed with a hard mattress in a cockroach infested room. Champi had never been with a man before and so could not tell that the thing pinching her ass was not her husband but a gigantic black rat. It was pleasurable and that was all that mattered to her.

After a long while of kissing, during which the whole village had left from the door disappointed.

Champi: Now what do we do? Issshhhh.

Bacchu: well, I guess we should do it.

Champi: Do what? Issshhhhh.

Bacchu: Arre baby, lets get dirty. You know what I mean? ;)

Champi: EEEH no! I just had a bath. I am not getting dirty again. Am sorry.

Bacchu: No stupid! Let us have Sekus.

Champi: What?

Bacchu: Arre, Sekus! You know what the village dog is everytime doing with the village bitch and we are throwing stones at? Arre, Sekus! From which everyone is having children like us!

Champi: oh you mean SEX! Ok lets start.

Bacchu: Arre, but I don’t know how to do. I bunked school to play gillidanda when they did sex education class. You know how to do?

Champi: no. I didn’t go to school itself.

Bacchu: Wait wait, I am remembering older boys teaching me about Sekus. They are saying that that the man have to get on top of the woman. So now you bend down and I will get on top of you.

Champi bent down and Bacchu climbed on top of her and then Champi got up and hoisted him on to her shoulders. He was very heavy.

Bacchu: then they said you should move in and out.

So Champi with Bacchu on her shoulders started moving in and out of the room.

Bacchu: They are right! Sekus is a lot of fun!

Champi: Mummy was also right, she told me, the first time will be very painful.

Said Champi as she continued moving in and out of the room carrying her husband on top of her shoulders.

To be continued...

(to see life repeatedly using Champi as a boxing bag, tune in next time!)