LOVE IN THE TIME OF MALARIA

Namaskaar Pahuna!!!!

Sorry haan… I had to take a long break… I had got malaria, dysentery and chicken pox all at the same time… that is not a nice combination to have… believe me… imagine sitting on the pot and spurting out horrible smelling liquid, but while you are shivering, so it sends the jets of liquid in all directions… and now imagine scratching itchy red sores all over your body at the same time…

But don’t worry re… I am fine now… mi khup rest ghetla… and now I am better… so anyways… while I was away, my mailbox filled with mails from you all… some of them were the usual proposals… please haan… how many times to tell… I AM MARRIED…

But some were nice questions… so I will tell you what they were:

1) My girlfriend has a weird fetish for balloons. It is really weird. She can’t get excited without seeing one. What do I do?

ANS: Aree… don’t worry re… the answer is really simple… just blow up your condom before you put it on… but be careful… if you blow it up too much, it might burst.. and then you will have some very unwanted results…

2) I am a very nervous person. I jump with every loud noise. My boyfriend hates it. What should I do?

ANS: aree… there is nothing wrong with being jumpy… in fact, you can use it to your advantage… tell your boyfriend to make loud noises during sex, so that you will jump more… and after that, believe me, your boyfriend will never hate your jumpiness… ;-)

3) My husband beats me up everyday with a cricket bat. What should I do?

ANS: Don’t worry jaan… we are all with you and are cheering for you… all you have to do is hit his balls for a SIX!!!! Chhaka bana de!!!!!

Chala, am going now, keep sending in your doubts, queries and good homemade food, they are all much appreciated!