Kahaan Kab Kaise?-Ep 7

(In the last episode you saw Champi and her now Husband, Bacchu Chustia during their Suhaag Raat, where Champi was carrying Bacchu on her shoulders and moving in and out of the room because they thought sekus(sex) was about the man being on top of the woman and moving in and out.)

Aur Ab Aage(AAA)

It is the day after the honeymoon. Champi Taklampanchi is now taken to the Chustia house and introduced to the entire family. The Chustia’s are a large family. In fact they are so large a family that many consider them to be one of the main causes of the population problem in India.

Champi was forced to bend and touch the feet of everyone in the family, including a newborn baby, three dogs and all their 45 cows. She was even kicked in the abdomen by an angry cow named Gopal. Most of her in-laws had really smelly feet, and none of them wore socks. The smell was so bad that Champi fainted 11 times during the feet touching ceremony. At the end of all the bending and stretching Champi’s back was hurting so badly that it began swelling and she began looking like a camel.

Unknown to Champi the Small Daughter –in-law(Chotti bahu) of the house, Gori, married to bacchu’s evil twin brother Chappu, was feeling very jealous. She couldn;t swallow the fact that there was another girl in the house for all the men to ogle, beat up and make passes at. She was also very upset that Champi always managed to look uglier than her.

You see Gori was very proud of her ugliness. She was Dark, Short and Fat. Her parents had named her Gori as a practical joke, when they saw that there girl was darker than The Black Hole. All her life Gori was used to being the centre of attention for her awesome radiating ugliness. She would often receive compliments like, “You are by the ugliest girl in the world!” and she would give her disgusting smile and say, “Why thank you!” and she would blush. But now with Champi coming to the house her dominance was being challenged.

So she went to her mother-in-law, who was also Champi’s saasu-maa.

Gori: Saasu-maa!

Saasu-maa: what happened? Why are you howling like a dog who’s tail has been stepped on.

Gori: Did you hear what Champi said about you?

Saasu-maa: no, I didn’t! You forgot or what, I cant hear to well...

Gori: arre she said that she hated your aloo ke parathe. She also said she hates Sanjay Dutt. She also said that she hates, Amar Singh, Rakhi Sawant, Bobby Darling and she said that Laloo should trim his ear hair.

Saasu-Maa- WHAT! SHE HATES ALL THE THINGS I LOVE! AND SHE SAID THAT LALOO SHOULD TRIM HIS EAR HAIR! NAHIIII! That is what gives laloo his masculine charm! I HATE THIS GIRL! COME MY BAHU LET US PLOT AGAINST THIS STUPID GIRL!

(evil music- taaoouunn... s..ss...sss..saazish!... taaooounnn)

Gori- just what I wanted to hear! MUHAHAHAHA! Aaack!

To be continued....

(To see life repeatedly play basketball with Champi’s brains, tune in next time!)