Sweet Chillies- Episode 7

Part 1

The next few days saw groups of students sitting huddled together doing something, after which they would suddenly start laughing uncontrollably. At first look many thought that suddenly the entire student populace of Panchgani Institute of Commerce and Economics were sitting in their groups and rolling joints. However that was not the case. Careful inspection revealed that the kids used to sit around a mobile phone and laugh at a hilarious MMS that was being circulated around the entire college. The MMS showed one of the institutes students Sahil Shah stark naked, trying to make his “thing” stand-up so he could fornicate with Shweta Ajmera, unfortunately his “Main Point” refused to awaken.

The MMS had been passed about faster then the Brazilian football team can pass around a football. In no time nearly every mobile phone, had the video. It was spreading wild and fast, much like a forest fire.

Poor Sahil Shah, the protagonist of that unfortunate video clip. His life had come tumbling around him. It is tough enough to deal with the fact that your “organ” is not functioning properly at the tender age of 17, and then to add public humiliation because of it, is sheer torture. This used to actually be something that nazi’s used to do at concentration camps.

A day after the scandal broke, sahil entered class to be greeted by a moment of silence and then the whole class erupted into maniacal laughter. “Sahil! Am surprised to see you made it for the morning lecture. I thought you wouldn’t ‘get up!’” said Vicky. Vicky whose actual name was Vikram Singh Ahluwahlia, was a wannabe. Among other things, he really wanted to be cool. That's why he had kept his name Vicky and thought he looked really cool when he spoke as loud as a factory machine and ragged people by cracking stupid jokes on them.

Sahil quietly sat down. “I knew you would sit down. You cant ‘stand-up’ can you?” said Vicky and gave a really loud laugh.

Sahil remained quiet. “Hey Sahil! You are definitely not going to be a great man, because great men can ‘rise up to the occasion’!” cackled Vicky.

Sahil just kept counting sheep to keep his anger in control.

Part 2.

“Let him be you dimwit!” said Satyavardhan Singh, “What's your problem? You’re acting like you were left unsatisfied because of his problem.”

Vicky turned around. The smile had been wiped from his face. He looked around angrily as the entire now began laughing at him.

“Look whose talking! If it isn’t the world’s biggest liar himself. You know what if you were Pinocchio your nose would have been so long that it would have crossed the border and begun poking the Pakistani army.” Said Vicky.

“What do you mean by calling me a liar?” said Satyavardhan defensively.

“Oh really! I’ll tell you what I mean. When people ask you if you’ve studied for a test you say you haven’t. You say that you were playing computer games all night long. It turns out that you get the 3^rd highest marks, and you don’t have a computer. When I asked you a stupid thing like the time just yesterday, you told me it was 8:30, when it was actually 10. You go around telling people that your father works in the film industry as a director. It turns out that your father is actually a stunt man. Do you want any more evidence, me lord?”

Satyavardhan was silent. “The case is closed. I win.” Said Vicky and stalked off.