Well... as you all know... FIFA WORLD CUP IS HERE!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!
now most people think that women dont like football and are not excited about the world cup... but there, you are mistaken my friends... Its not that women dont like football... its just that they like it for different reasons than men do... here are some celebrities and their reasons for liking football...
Paris Hilton: She thinks that footballers are really HOT.. she watches football because the sight of so many men in shorts running behind one GIANT ball makes her wanna make another sex tape... "ohmygod... Soccer is like... sooo hot!!"
Sonia Gandhi: Sonia Gandhi LOVES football... it is the one time of year, she can sit back, take off her sari, and be fully italian!!!... n when i mean take off her sari, i mean it literally... ahem... STOP IMAGINING IT!!!! "Mu-jhe fooot-boll ba-hut pa-sand he"
Sania Mirza: Sania likes to watch football because it takes her mind off her own miserable life... Watching the men fight over the ball as they do, she can stop thinking bout her husband and his first fat wife fighting over thier nikhah nama... "i like football.. it takes my mind off my bridal mehendi and my husband's bitchy first wife.."
Victoria Beckham: She will obviously love Football!!! her husband is a footballer... football is the reason for her being able to afford to walk around in gucci and louis vuitton... and buy 80,000 dollar clothes for her sad spice girl reunion... "of course i love football... but i love david's balls more... when his balls are involved, i get to play too..."
Karan Johar: Now this is the one bitch that doesnt like Football... life in this next month is going to be sooo long for him... Shah Rukh will be soooo busy watching the matches that he will have no time to talk in the middle of the night with his dahling KJo... :(.. poor thing...
By Countess Von Calculatier
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