The Things That a Stoner will never tell you:
1. The grass is greener on the other side.
2. He will not abuse you: he will be busy feeling the love.
3. You want me to drop you home?: Even though he knows where you live, but he will be thinking--So does Santa Claus
4. He Indirectly does believe in God : How much ever atheist he may be, when he is stoned these three will erupt from his vocal cord –“BUM BUM BOLEY”—
5. He will give money to the beggar’s: He cannot blame them for using money on drugs and alcohol.(that’s what he uses it for)
6. Amsterdam Sucks---Mumbai Rocks : We earn our whore’s !
7. He is high.
8. He did listen to Venga-boys as a kid !
-Issued in Public Interest by Gautam GotiGotwa*
(*Gautam GotiGotwa, regardless of his name is a real person and currently studies in TYBMM in Swami Vivekanand College
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