Hot-O-Biography of a Dog.

Hi, my name is Bruno and I am a dog. And let me tell you straight away, it’s a dog’s life and it aint easy.

Firstly imagine every person you ever meet, regardless whether they know your family or not, calling your mother Bitch. That is so cruel when you are growing up. That sort of thing leaves you scarred for life.

The very next thing you know and your being sold of, or given away to some stupid human being who you have to call master. And I thought slave trade stopped a long time ago! Woof!

Well the tragedy doesn’t end there. Then your ‘master’ teaches you tricks and ties you to a string, and parades you around the place. And every time he wants to give you any love he starts hitting you on the head!

What is it with human beings showing us love by hitting us on our heads! I’ve never seen them pat each other on the head when they want to show love to each other. Cant they see we have a huge open back for patting, thumping and showing love?

Oh ya and I so totally hate dog biscuits! I mean how can you give that to us EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! would you be happy if you got only biscuits to eat for the rest of your miserable human lives?

Oh yes and lastly we do not like it when you copy our love making style! Come on do you see us copying you? Have you ever seen a dog using a man on top position or have ever seen a bitch riding a dog? NO! Then why do you humans use the doggystyle, especially when you are doing it in a pussy?

Reproduced and translated faithfully by Editor Man