News and Olds with Rajcheap Sardesai.

Hello, welcome to theNews and Olds and you are with me Rajcheap Sardesai. The News and Olds for the day are :

1. The Best excuse for performing badly in your exams has arrived. Yes, IPL 3 started this week.

2. Allegedly Sourav Ganguly likes birds. That is why he got himself another duck

3.

2 extortionists arrested from byculla zoo. They mistook the chimpanzee for one their victims.

4.

Studies have shown that men look at a woman’s breasts before they look at her face. Because they would rather see the beauty than the beast!

5.

Cops send out do’s and don’t’s to schools. Among the do’s – do your homework. Do your assignments and do as your teacher says. Among the dont’s were- don’t confuse your bell with a fire alarm. Dont think that your teacher is a terrorist because she bombs you with Homework. And don’t open unattended tiffin boxes!

6.

Himesh Reshamiya will not be able to sing for a few weeks because he has broken his nose.

7.

IIT’s and IIM’s are now going to teach students in ethopia via the internet. Here are some of the major challenges that they face:

a. Students have to battle disease

b. Lack of food.

c. Lack of computer

d. Lack of internet.

This is the news for today, till next time wait for a new tomorrow!