Exams-The REAL Fountain Of Eternal Youth

Exams are better than any wrinkle-lift cream, any jadi-buti from some fraudulent baba, any exotic age reducing herb, cosmetic or any other surgery and any miracle of science at keep you young forever!

Bullshit, i hear you say? You say it adds to dark circles, wrinkles and premature death due to heart failure and other age inducing symptoms which are born out of the pressure of passing exams.

Yes, Exams work both ways, if you try to pass them you will be eligible for voluntary retirement by the time you pass tenth standard. if on the other hand you choose to fail every goddam exam you take then it becomes the worlds best and easiest way to keep age at bay!

Think of it, if you repeatedly fail your eight standard exams, in one way you will never EVER age unless they purposely pass you because the teachers are tired of seeing your youthful smiling face year after year!

Technically, if you fail your Exams every year you can be a schoolboy all your life! Imagine that! Every year you will see your countless batchmates coming back to the school alumni reunion and regret the fact they grew up and left school to face the big bad world and you will be gloating over how much you are enjoying your youthful carefree and exuberrant schoollife!

While all your friends are worried about the recession, finding a job, getting married and owning a house all you will ever be worried about is how to make your beloved Green house win the sports trophy this year.

and not to mention when you get married if you ever do, then this is somehting that will most likely happen

Friends and Strangers: so Lata, how old is your husband?

Lata: uhhh he is currently in school finishing his eighth standard...

Friends and Strangers: well look at that! lata you are so lucky to have such a YOUTHFUL husband!



So you see Exams are actually the one fool-proof and the only REAL Fountain of Eternal Youth ever made!


I can see you Ladies and Gentleman who are in search of that everlasting youthfulness are already throwing those silly creams and jadi-butiis away alongwith your books! Best of Luck and Stay Young Forever!