Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Lawyer Lingo

Lawyers are funny people. In fact they are like spiders that build webs of intricately worded notices with long sentences, loads of commas, big words and blinding technical jargon, to say something as simple as, “A lawyers notice is bullshit, that we cant understand.”

Here is the difference between lawyers and normal human beings .


LAWYERS:

“No motor vehicles should be stationary or in semi-stationary position in the court compound and immediately outside its(refer above) gates, except vehickes of gazetted officersof this court and members of the Mumbai advocates association, who have obtained permits from the registrar.

Persons contravening the rules will be liable for prosecution.”


NORMAL HUMAN BEING:

“No Parking in front of gate.”



Observed by Editor Man.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

..nice one editor sahib.....cud hv put up some more like these.............nevertheless...somthing's better than nothing..........good job!!!!

IcePik said...

Ya nice one but you could have put up some more though

tanvi said...

i thought u were gonna put up d pic on dis 1??!!!wudve been so much better!!

Unknown said...

my moms a lawyer!!!!!!! n i still agree!!!! hahaha

Editor Man said...

Thank You all for liking this! I agree completely that maybe 2 more such examples would have been more apt and oh yes if there were pictures it would have been better! will keep this in mind for future articles! Keep the comments coming! Thank you once again!


Regards,

Editor Man

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