News and Olds with Rajcheap Sardesai.

Hello, welcome to theNews and Olds and you are with me Rajcheap Sardesai. The News and Olds for the day are :

1. Tamil Nadu bans shoes socks and belts in exams to prevent copying. This wont solve the problem of copying because shoes, socks and belts don’t copy anyway.

2. Sketches of suspects possible from CCTV footage. Our police force is yet to move with the times, they still want to get a sketch done when they have video footage!

3. It has been revealed that Sleep deprivation or insomnia can shrink the brain. That explains why Owls look so wide-eyed and stupid.

4. Cops net duo who sold cheap flats to victims. This is injustice, because selling cheap flats is more of a public service than a crime.

5. A US school has been accused of spying on students at home. If all schools decide to do this then that excuse for not doing your homework will become useless!

6. The cabinet clears 18 new railway projects after railway minister started crying. Imagine what all they would have done had she threatened suicide.

7. It has been revealed that the alien Jaadu from the film Koi Mil Gaya, starring Hrithik Roshan and Preity Zinta, is actually an Avatar.

This is the news for today, till next time wait for a new tomorrow!