LOVE IN THE TIME OF MALARIA

Namaskaar!!!

Mi parat ale... tumchya prashnanche uttara dyayla....

Ok... first of all... thank you so much for asking so many questions to me about lauw... i feel very flat... err... i mean flattered...

now the three questions that i am featuring this week are my favorites out of the load of questions that i got in the past few days...

1) Lauwandkar Maushi, i have a problem!! my boyfriend always wants me to exchange panties with him!! he says that by doing so, our love will grow. WHat should I do???

ANS: Dear... are you dating Editor Man by any chance???? because I know for a fact that he wears womens underwear frequently... but if not... its ok... well... about your little problem, I think that if your boyfriend likes it, then you might as well exchange panties with him... but make sure you give him your loose old panties so that he has enough space for his luggage... and also make sure that you educate him about the 'Lauw' disease as well... after all... lauw choone se nahi phainlti... *wink, Wink*

2) Maushi... my boyfriend lives in Cochin and I live in Kabul... We have are having a hard time since we are so far apart... and he never comes to meet me... what should we do???

ANS: YOU LIVE IN KABUL!!!! wow... I cant blame him for not wanting to come to meet you.... he is really brave for going out with you in the first place... but just watch out and remember only to make love not war.... anyways... about your problem... if your phones are not tapped, then you can have phone sex... though i think it is even more enjoyable when there is someone listening in on it *wink, Wink* ...

of course... it might be last thing you do since youll get shot after that....

but if you are worried about high phone bills... or crazy bearded men with guns... then you can always have chat sex... that is the good thing about technology.... you can always switch on your webcam and do a virtual striptease... but then again... d ont know if that is enough to excite your boyfreind.... but maybe if he is extra horny or something, he might just be able to jack off on your face... ahem... i mean with the sight of your face....

3) Hey L.M.... i need some help... there is this weird love quadrangle thing going on in my life. I like this girl... but she likes some guy who likes a girl who likes me... wait, i will be more specific... A likes B who likes C who likes A.... No... wait... I'll say it in a better way... There is this girl that I like... and I thought that she likes me too, but it turns out that she likes this one guy, who is going out with this other girl who was like a sister to me, but it turns out that she likes me and he likes her and she likes him and I like her............ wait... i forgot the question.... sorry....

ok... to you confused person... i will answer your question on lauw if you ask it properly... if not... then forget tit.... i mean "Forget it"....

Chala... mi challe ata... if you have any questions then just slap me with a comment....

Till my next post,

Love thy neighbour and his wife...

By, Lauwandkar Maushi