How to detect Boredom?

Today we'll take a look at signs that tell you people have nothing purposeful to do in life. Im going through that kind of a phase and hence ive taken to observing other people in this phase. I guess that counts as one of the first signs.

Anyway to confirm whether you are indeed exertionally challenged both mentally and physically just go through the checklist.

Firstly you must be doing nothing for a large part(anything greater than 23 hours) of the day. There is a subtle difference between having work and not doing it and not having work at all. The former gets you fired. So, before everything else confirm that you have no work pending. Easiest way to do this is to do nothing and wait for people to frantically call you or yell at you. If that doesnt happen, you didn't have any pending work, not important work at any rate.

Secondly eating / shitting should form the most looked forward to part of your day / your most

hectic activity.

Thirdly, you sleep at least 12 hours at nights and possibly sneak in another 2‐3 in the afternoons (and still feel like you haven't slept enough).

Fourthly, you check your mail every 3 hours and your facebook is on during all waking hours.

Fifthly, you play snake for hours on end and (here's the jobless part) you save your scores in a note on your cell (I do this so don't laugh. I have already saved 318 scores. I average more than a thousand. Thank You).

Sixthly, you read this whole article.

By- Mr. Fly