News and Olds with Rajcheap Sardesai.

Hello, welcome to theNews and Olds and you are with me Rajcheap Sardesai. The News and Olds for the day are :

1. It took 12 years to make avatar which is set to be the highest grossing film of all time. Either this is a sign of extreme genius or extreme laziness.

2. The Panel at the filmfare awards were confused. They did not know whether to give amitabh the best actor or best child actor award for the film paa.

3. Ustad amjad ali khan broke his instrument recently. He then issued this statement, “no amount of money can compensate me for my loss due to which I will not be able to perform tonight. Please note 'instrument' here refers to the SAROD.

4. Nude sketch by hitler is up for sale. How much worse can a man get! Not only was a mass murderer now it seems he was also a pervert!

5. The first ever beauty contest for the third gender to be held soon. The organisers find themselves in a fix. They don’t know whether to call it Mr. India or Miss. India.

6. For a healthy heart, even faking happiness does a lot of good. Studies are now trying to find out whether for a healthy relationship, even faking orgasms helps or not.

7. Akshay kumar is still trying to save the last bottle of thumbs up.

This is the news for today, till next time wait for a new tomorrow!