Dream Jobs

Dream jobs are those things that exist for people who are not you. That's why its called a “dream” job, because if you are happy working then its probably in your dreams.

Among some of the most awesome jobs in the world, is being a cow. Especially those cows who are tied to trees and you feed them by paying the fellow in charge of the cow, one buck for a tuft of grass. Now imagine you are this cow. Your job would literally be to take the salary and then slowly and thoughtfully, eat it.

Another mindblowingly awesome dream job is to be pornstar. I mean you get paid to get laid. Having office sex will probably be part of your work, plus you will get to star in some of the most heavily downloaded and most enjoyable films ever made! (if your lucky you might be part of blockbusters like, “Lusty Lovers 4” and “To Do or not To Do!”) you get paid, laid and famous all for doing the 'blow' job!

But the best job by far for men, is to be the fellow who holds the reflector during the bikini photoshoots! Yup those idiots you see in the FTv Swimsuit calendar photoshoot who hold up shiny reflectors and direct light on the juicest parts of the model's body. They don’t have to think, they don’t have to have talent, heck they don’t even have to know what a camera is. All they got to do is hold a reflector and ogle at hot models as they make seductive poses in skimpy swimsuits! Now thats what I call a dream job! No work, all FUN!

As for the dream job for a woman, to paid by Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, or Robert Patisson or Shahid Kapur or Shahrukh khan or Hrithik roshan or David Beckham, or all of them at once, for just standing and staring at them and occasionally shaking their hand and taking their autograph. Now you know why its called a Dream Job?

By Editor Man