News and Olds with Rajcheap Sardesai.

Hello, welcome to the News and Olds and you are with me Rajcheap Sardesai. The News and Olds for the day are :

1. students are protesting against the hike in college fees. They are asking why they should pay more for facilities, “like classrooms, teachers etc.” which they don’t use anyway.

2. New roads and bridges are on the cards. Playing cards, visiting cards and memory cards, because its never going to materialize anyway.

3. Researchers say dogs that bark very often tend to lose their voice. Studies are yet to find out if this applies to politicians.

4. Andy Murray claims that tight underwear was the reason why he lost the austrailian open final. The other big reason he forgot was Roger Federer. Anyway from now on, Murray should be using only Lux Cozy Underwears, because after all, "Yeh Aaram ka Mamla Hai!"

5. Rs. 1013 cr, is the budget allocated for drainage management. That is a lot of money going down the drain.

6. U.S. issues travel alert to its citizens, regarding travel in terror affected places. India meanwhile is assuring visitors that it is a safe country. They are encouraging visitors to come to India and have a blast!

7. Nitish kumar, chief minister of bihar has declared that all land of corrupt officials will be reclaimed by the government. Laloo Prasad yadav has decided to sell all his land and move to a different state. We don’t know why both these news items have appeared together.

This is the news for today, till next time wait for a new tomorrow!