LOVE IN THE TIME OF MALARIA

Kay ho pahunyano!!!

Did my advice to you men work or what??? I got some feedback from readers, but I would appreciate it if you told me your opions on the blog so that everyone can see it....
Anyways, getting back to the point (that wasnt the point btw), there have been soo many questions pouring in from all sides that I had to choose the questions I was going to put up... for those of you whose questions have not been answered today they will be in my next post... ghabroo nako... these questions were my favorites but I will answer your stupid ones later...

1. My Dhobi(washerman) satisfies me more than my husband and I feel like leaving my husband because of this. What should I do????
ANS: Ok... so your Dhobi is good at making your toes curl in pleasure... so what??? I suggest you keep your options open before you leave your husband... I mean, there are many fish in the sea... A carpenter for one would be a great in bed since he knows how to screw VERY tight, with his long screwdriver*wink Wink*... and even a milkman would be good... so what Im trying to say is: Dont just rely on your Dhobi... you never know when he might just wring you out of his life... check out all your options before you file for divorce...

2. My Girlfriend is a neurotic bitch who tries to kill me each time we start makin' out. Because of that I end up with bruises all over and I dont even get what I want. What should I do?
ANS: Hey dude... how do you know that your girlfriend is trying to kill you??? For all you know she may just be so turned on that she wants to rip your head off with her teeth.... there are some horny types like that... Anyways, if your certain that she is trying to kill you and you still want her after that(for what reason, god only knows), then try handcuffing her to the bed... That way you will be saved some pain and things will get kinky...

3.Maushi, Will you marry me??? - Miss Z
ANS: well.. I am very flattered about the proposal and I would have said yes, but I am still married to that old, puckered up, swollen potato... and besides, I am not a Lesbian, so sorry darling, but I will not marry you any time soon...
But hey... Im up for experimenting, so if you wanna, you can swing by and we can have tequila shots and chocolate sauce and all... and see what happenns.. *wink Wink*

AHEM... well... thats all for today... keep reading LOVE IN THE TIME OF MALARIA and feel free to ask any question that is bothering you (on the many facets of lauw.... ooooo....)
Till my next post, just remember...
Lauw thy neighbour and his wife!

By, Lauwandkar Maushi