LOVE IN THE TIME OF MALARIA

Namaskar Pahunyano...
People have started asking me questions and all on lauw... so what can i do??? answer them na.... ok... here are my answers to your questions...

1. Maushi, I think my boyfreind is cheating on me with the Maid... what should I do?
ANS: sweety... you are not sure if he is or isnt cheating on you... well.. if he is cheating on you, he will buy new underwear, be extra sweet to you, he will constantly worry about his hair and clothes and all that... if he is displaying all these signs then it can mean only two things... either he is cheating on you, in which case you can sack the maid and dump your Bf... or if he isnt cheating, then you have a bigger problem on your hands... if he is all that, and not cheating, then is he almost definintely gay... and you will have to dump him anyways...
So in either case, you will end up alone and bitter havinng to live with the fact that either you were not satisfactory for him, or you were soooo bad to him that he turned gay because of you...
I hope that makes you feel better and answers your questions... :-)

2. Maushi, I think I have feelings for women and am a Lesbian... What should I do??
ANS: well darling... you are in a confusing time right now, what with puberty and all the sexual tensions and everything... You will start notincing people in a totally different manner... they will start looking attractive and all... M surprised your mother didnt have this talk with you...
Anyways... it is perfectly natural to having such feelings about people... and dont worry... now with the Delhi High Court ruling and all, your feelings are also legal now...
If you have any uncertainties about this feeling of yours... then come over to my place anytime you want and we can have an.. Ahem... Private talk... I will clear all your fears for you.... *Wink wink*

3. My girlfreind thinks she is totally cool and she always try to show off just how cool she is. What should I do about her?
ANS: ok... first of all... are you dating Aarohi Jani???? And if you not... just do what she does.. if she does something like turn up the TV volume when you are on the phone and say that she is in a Discotheque... then you do the same thing to her... especially when she needs to "talk" about something important... thats when it will bug her the most... if she wears tight clothes so that guys notice, then you go shirtless to college *Wink wink* (but only if you have a good bod... otherwise, you will be the laughing stock!) and if she wears magenta and lime green... then.... then i cant help you mate... your on your own there... sorry...

iske baad, agar koi prashna ho toh, merepe comment maar... waise nahi... mere post pe comment maar... mein tereko bhi help karegi!!

By, Lauwandkar Maushi