Histo-Spark with Pankaj K. Gotte

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All through history, there have been guys who have always gotten the raw end of the deal... Adolf Hitler, Benito Musolini, Rasputin, Che Guevara, Mao Zedong, Osama, Obama.... all these guys are always looked at from the negative point of view... but seriously... maybe we should look at their side of the story... they might have been nice people... what do we know???

Take Hitler for example... He may have been a total asshole when it came to the blitz and he may have killed a couple million jews... but seriously could you blame him??? The man was bitter cause no women would go for him with his square mustache, oily harido and horrible obsession with guns... what he needed was a good hair stylist, but he couldnt even get one of those since he had killed them all...

Dont you just feel sorry for that guy???

Mussolini was just as bad as Hitler, if not worse... I mean, sure this was the guy who introduced Fascism... but just think about the poor guy... He wore his pants so high up that they covered his man boobs and pulled at his crotch... who wants a fashion faux pas like that... and that too in Milan??? and the poor guy had such low self esteem even after capturing the whole of his country that he gave himself the title of "HIS EXCELLENCY, BENITO MUSSOLINI, HEAD OF GOVERNMENT, DUCE OF FASCISM, AND FOUNDER OF THE EMPIRE."... how sad is that... seriously...

Look at the poor guy... such horrible self esteem that he had to stand up higher than everybody else...

Rasputin was one helluva lucky guy while he was alive...he looked like a mix between a scare crow and santa clause which is not good, and yet he got to sleep with the Queen of Russia AND get worshiped by her husband Czar Nicholas... how lucky is that???... but in the end, the poor guy was turned into the villan and people started calling him the mad monk... in efforts to kill him, they poisoned him but he didnt die... so they shot him in the forehead, and then three times in the back when he still didnt die.. i mean seriously.. what a will to live... finally, they beat him up, cut off his... well.. neutered him and then tied him up and threw him in the river... wow... jealousy can really make people go crazy...

His mutilated dead body... so sad...JEALOUSY!!!

Mao was another misunderstood guy... when people hear Mao's name they think red and they think Chinese communist Revolution... but what about the sensitive side of the guy... no one sees that he was actually a sad old man who just wanted to find someone to love... he had bad luck with women from the start... his father arranged his marriage with a girl but later it never happened... he then marries his old professor's daughter (its a wonder how he passed) but she was arrested and killed for being a revolutionary... he started having affairs with young girls and finally found someone whom he thought was the one.. but she turned out to be cuckoo and had to be admitted into a mental hospital... then he married Madame Mao cause he got her pregnant but it turned out that she was a scheming, plotting and conniving woman who was after his money, power and fame and her manipulations finally followed him to the grave.. its so sad, i could almost cry...

The red chair-man... he was in such a bad state that they were only allowed to get a picture of his chair... it looks a bit like him though, doesnt it???

Osama bin laden is a whole new issue too... sure he is a jackass who didnt even teach his pilots how to fly properly, cause they all ended up crashing... and sure he is only the most wanted man in the world.. other than Sallu Bhai... but come on... just imagine how confused he must have been growing up... what with having 24 mothers... here i have trouble with just one and there he had to deal with 24 of which more than half also qualify as his aunts, and cousins... and even worse... just imagine how weird it must have been for him when at least two of his half brothers were also his uncles and another three sisters turned out to be his neices from his dads side and his grandmothers from his mom's side... dealing with something as screwed up as that has got to have some negative affects on his pysche... dont you sympathise soooo much with him, the poor inbred bastard????

This is a rare picture of Osama with one of his inbred brothers/uncle/grandfather/cousin.... Bert bin Laden

Anyways... that was just me giving you guys a new angle to look at history... so dont memorise your textbooks word to word... think... make your brain cells work cause theyre in a coma...
till my next post...

By, Prof. Pankaj K. Gotte BMM, MA, PhD, MPhil, MBBS