News and Olds with Rajcheap Sardesai.

Hello, welcome to the News and Olds and you are with me Rajcheap Sardesai. The News and Olds for the day are :

1. 1. Mumbai may soon be able to opt for cheaper power. Power here means electricity, because the people in power cant get cheaper.

2. 2. Cops arrest two Nepalese youth for theft. Finally we have nepali’s coming to the city, who are not watchmen and/or working as pseudo-chinese in roadside food stalls.

3. 3. Tiger woods has allegedly made up his mind to join politics. He desires to stand for the post of "External affairs" minister.

4. The Copenhagen conference has been a big disappointment. In the end it was like constipation, a lot of pressure but no action.

5. Women want to jail husbands who do not pay alimony. The poor husbands are protesting. They don’t want to go from one jail to another.

6. Safety of Indians is Australia’s prime responsibility, says overseas Indian affairs minister vayalar ravi. This is something new because all this while we had been thinking that the safety of Indians is India’s prime responsibility. Of course now all the security lapses make sense. It was Australia’s fault.

7. Football players, who play for Churchill brothers have been arrested for allegedly molesting a spice jet airlines airhostess. This news is surprising because as footballers they should have known they would get penalised for handling the ball.

8. Moving on to business news, In Punjab farmers have begun feeding their cows, strawberries, in an attempt to churn out strawberry flavoured milk and capture the fast growing flavoured milk market. Unfortunately the cows uncooperative digestive system ensures that cow still brings out the same old same old.

This is the news for today, till next time wait for a new tomorrow!