A Story For Little Kids.

Hello, my name is miss Daisy D’mello and I am the class teacher of class 1A in Bal Vidya Bhavan Boys School, Kandivali east. Today I am going to tell you a small story that I narrated to my class and which was very well received, with wild applause and boisterous cheering. Do read it aloud to understand it better. The story is titled, “Farmer John’s little Farm.”

"Once upon a time, there was a farmer called Farmer John and he had a little farm. The Farm was in dhanu. On the farm lived many animals, big and small. They all lived peacefully and happily with each other. On the farm was a Mighty Big Cock, which was always chasing his little Chicks. The cock was a vain bird, who was only scared of one thing, the Pussy. The pussy was always chasing the cock and the cock was sure that one day he would end up inside the pussy. In her fat little stomach that is. Tied to the tree was the Ass. He was a silly creature, not to mention, very smelly too. The ass would get spanked whenever he did anything wrong. Guarding the farm was the Bitch. She was a cunning female, who spoke ill of all the animals behind their back. The pussy and the bitch were both afraid of the bull, who was big and strong and had long Horny Horns. All the animals lived happily on the farm because there was enough Grass for all of them. There was also some Weed.

One morning, Farmer John went to milk the cow. He was very sleepy that day. He milked the cow and came back home. As he began drinking the milk, he realised that the milk tasted different. Thats when he realised he hadn’t milked the cow but accidentally milked the bull. Thats when Farmer John and all the Farm animals had a hearty laugh over Farmer’s John’s foolishness."

Moral of the story- The world is way too innocent as children.

By, Editor Man