A Tip In Time...

Folks take it from me, an experienced connoisseur of bad manners in high end restaurants, that when you go to a restaurant where the starters cost more than your monthly income, you must leave a tip. Because if and when you go back, which you wont, because you’ll still be repaying the loan that you took to pay the bill for the first time you went. Anyway hypothetically speaking if you do ever revisit the place where they charge you a whale and give you a goldfish, and if you haven’t tipped the waiter, then this is what is going to happen to you,

You enter restaurant and take a seat. Waiter, wearing better clothes than you, recognises you as the one who never tips,

You: hi I’d like to place an order.

Waiter: oh sure you would.

You: what?

Waiter: surely sir.

You: what's special today?

Waiter: asshole

You: what?

Waiter: we have some nice rolls, sir.

You: and?

Waiter: bastard.

You: what?

Waiter: custard, sir.

You: hmm and to drink?

Waiter: chutiya.

You: what!!!

Waiter: Some tea ya Coffee?

You: something cold...

Waiter: suck my cock!

You: what!!!!

Waiter: arre sir, you want some coke? (getting irritated)

You: ok get me the rolls and coke.

Waiter: fuck off!!!

You: what the hell did you just say! I heard that you scumbag! (very pissed)

Waiter: sir, control yourself, all I said was, your fork has fallen off the table.(giving evil smile)

And then he goes away, but thats not the end of it. He will bring you your dish, having strategically sneezed in it 4 times, and will bring you your drink having spat in it 3 times. And then the sadist bastard will watch you enjoy your food with a devilish look in his eyes, for he knows, that it doesn’t matter if you don’t even tip him this time, because he is going to charge you a fortune for all the sadistic fun he’s had.

By, Editor Man