LOVE IN THE TIME OF MALARIA

Namaskar!!!!
Mi tumhala ek sangu???
All males have a biological problem. It is caused by the excess of testosterone and deficiency of estrogen in thier bloodstreams and the presence of a Y gene instead of an X gene. Due to these biological technicalities, the males are unable to comprehend the female mind.
And btw, the only reason why Im helping you is becuase I feel sorry for you males. I mean, one minute things are going fine with you and your girl, and then the next minute you dont know what hit you, but you are expected to be appologising...
I really feel sorry for you.. and thats why today's post is Just for you Guys.... The theme for today's post is..... [drumroll please]..... "What girls say.... and what they mean."
Ho re baba... mein tereko help karegi....

ok... there are certain things that women say that are major indicators of brewing turmoil... If your women says any one of the following... you better get up and run in the other direction, or just sit up and be prepared for the worst...

First of all...
Guy: Whats wrong?
Girl: Nothing.
When a girl says nothing is wrong, then you should know that this really means "Everything is wrong and its all your fault".

Secondly...
Guy: I'm sorry
Girl: Its ok.
When she says that its ok, she really wants to say "Its not ok, and its still your fault!"

Thirdly...
When your watching TV and out of the blue she says "Accha listen... My mom called the other day..." By this, you should know that she is really saying "I want to invite my mother over and if you dont like it then you can go live in a cave with all your Homo Erectus friends and you can enjoy your sausage fest till she leaves."

Fourthly...
When your girl asks you "Do I look fat in this dress?" WATCH OUT!!!!! This IS a trick question and she is thinking that if you dont give her the answer she is looking for, you are gonna go on a dry spell that will last weeks.

And lastly...
When your girl looks deep into your eyes and totally out of the blue says "We need to talk."
Dude... when that happens... you are SCREWED!!! Start asking your self what you have done wrong cause this means that she is gonna start talking about anything ranging from your excess drinking of fosters to your mothers treatment of her. This is the inevitable sign of a brewing fight and I warn you... you will end up fighting over something that has absolutely no connection to the original conversation. And let me also warn you that you cannot avoid that fight, no matter how charming you are.. so good luck....

If your girl has said all of the above, and you have gotten into fights over each issue, then brother, its time to move on... sorry.. dont worry re... sab kucch theek ho jayega!

Ok... i will stop here cause this will be enough for you to digest for now... I will be back with more moral support and advice next time.....

So till my next post, love thy neighbour and his wife...

By, Lauwandkar Maushi