Like I said, my next post is coming in the next five minutes.... so here it is....
In my earlier post, I didn't really didnt really tell you the history of how this column came to be... so here it is... the story behind the world's worst lauw advice column....
Well... on one rainy boring day, I had nothing to do but stare at the two mosquitos going at it on the wall in front of me... (hey dont judge me... its not exactly porn...)..
the male one, whom I named Majnoon, looked like he was having the time of his life (literally since they live only for 2 weeks)...
and the female one (Juliet) was so tired after happy hour that she could hardly fly away when I swatted at her... As I watched my two horny mosquitos go at it for an eighth time, I wondered where they got all the energy... it was not fair that their species could enjoy more than humans....
So I whipped out my compeeter and searched on goggle about this... and i found out that a male mosouito starts getting some from the time his is 5 days old (damn!).... and they wait beside the female pupas, untill they come out as full grown mosquitos so that they can pounce on them immediately... sometimes they even carry the pupa away from their others so there is no competition around when the femal emerges... most female mosquitos have sex before their first meal...
If you are thinking of just one mosquito couple going at it, you are highly mistaken mitra... think in terms of billions of mosquitos mating and each one producing a few thousand more mosquitos... and then we wonder how malaria is able to spread so quickly...
So anyways.... as a tribute to our extremely sex-crazed insect friends and in the hope that we as a species learn something from them, LOVE IN THE TIME OF MALARIA emerged.... a lauw advice column of miniscule proportions...
So anyways... I have to go now and ponder on my own lauw life... So will get back to you next time....
PS: A house on the same road as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (three doors down) is up for sale and there is gonna be an auction... maybe we can all pool in and buy the house....
By, Lauwandkar Maushi
2 comments:
Ma'am Lauwandkar Maushi....Isn't this a lauw column!!
Then Y the details bout mosquito mating habits!! :P
Neway...good going!!
Thank you haan... thank you...
aree.. i had to tell you how this column was created na???
the intercourse between two insects led to the birth of this feature...
Anyways, ghabroo nakos.... i will answer all your lauw ke baare mein questions... haan... dont worry
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