What the Government doesn't want YOU to KNOW!

Things which the Government does not want YOU to KNOW….

1. All the digging of roads going on is sponsored by IndiaTV …They just want to see if hell exits or not.

2. The government's pan spitting and gutta cracking babu’s are actually super-heroes : It is not humanly possible to do the amount of work they do simultaneously - Eat pan with the red saliva drooling out, talk about how they would want to fuck their maids, annoy the aam adami wating in the que and reject completely suitable application and even concentrate at the under the table tasks !

3.The skin of your elbow is actually like that of your grandmother's teats.

4. To Take a loan you have to prove that you don’t need one.

5. When you die the government is not happy : They lose a tax payer.

6. The Government does not want to control the rate of birth : They want more tax payers

7. Potholes are made intentionally so that your car might crash down and you will have to repair it. Making it an income for somebody = Income Tax.

8. The stunts Rajnikanth performs can actually be done : they wont tell you so that you buy more than a bullet to kill a gang of 4 goons !

9. Indians did not want to give the Number Zero to the World : They wanted to be the best at UNO !

-Issued in Public Interest by Gautam GotiGotwa*

(*Gautam GotiGotwa, regardless of his name is a real person and currently studies in SYBMM{passing to TYBMM, Subject to terms and conditions} in Swami Vivekanand College)

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