We Love Mr. Joins-every-goddamn-group/fanpage-on-facebook guy.

We Love you Mr. Joins-every-goddamn-group/fanpage-on-facebook guy. Yes we are talking about the very same guy who keeps coming in your news feeds on facebook every five minutes with messages like Mr. Joins-every-goddamn-group/fanpage-on-facebook guy has join the group “Farting is more fun than burping” and 303 other such groups.

This guy is a rampaging wild bison when it comes to joing random stupid and utterly nonsensical groups and fanpages on facebook. Let him loose and he will join more groups and fanpages in 5 minutes than there are stars in the sky.

Sometimes you actually think that maybe he really believes that he is joining but the truth is he DOESNT! Infact he doesn’t even have the brains to understand the names of half the groups he is joining! For example ‘thermo aitoloakarnanias’

Infact he is so singularly obsessed with joining groups that he will jump onto every group or fanpage request you send him. That is why he will found supporting two groups that are as different from each other as a fart and a bottle of perfume. For example he will join the MAN UTD FANS AGAINST CHELSHIT group and the very next moment you see him part of CHELSEA FANS AGAINST MANCHESTHAIR UNITURD! He will also join groups like I LOVE PEACE! And F*CK PEACE, MAKE WAR! And of course I LOVE MEN and I LOVE WOMEN, which kind of gives out mixed signals.

He will also be jobless enough to join absolutely rubbish groups like, “WE LOVE ARGENTINIAN MUSIC!” (ya right, I bet he doesn’t even know if it exist. Even Argentinians don’t know it exists), “WE LOVE SCRUBBING OUR ARMPITS”(too much detail don’t you think?) and “WE LIKE LIKING THINGS” (enough said)

If he ever was an animal he’d probably be one of those stupid dumb herd animals who just keep roaming around together in huge GROUPS and just stare stupidly at you while farting, eating grass and getting eaten by lions.

Oh yeah and he joins groups just because they have cool funky names and they sound really cool. So he belives that If he joins them, their coolness will be transferred to his jobless ass. That explains why he joined, “Aaaaachoooo! Excuse me I'm just alergic to bullshit.” And “i dont care how old i am.....i still love Tom & Jerry..”(ya it kinda shows). In fact if you send in an invite to join a group like, “JOIN THIS GROUP BECAUSE IT HAS A COOL NAME.” He will actually do ten cartwheels of joy and run around the house screaming, “YAHHHHHOOOO!” before joining.

And you can gauge his stupidity when he joins a groups like, “I used to put fevicol on my palms and later enjoyed peeling it off..” But No matter how many stupid groups he joins, no matter if he joins so many groups that there are no more groups left to join, we love Mr. Joins-every-goddamn-group/fanpage-on facebook guy because without him, groups would have very few people and facebook would have nothing to put in their news feeds.

By Editor Man