We Love Miss Can't-teach-for-nuts-teacher

We love you Miss Cant-teach-for-nuts-teacher. Yes we are talking about the young, know nothing, Barbie-brain who has just got her Bachelor of Education degree and has taken up teaching because it was her dream job ever since she was 5 years old.

She is the kind of teacher you find in every institution and in virtually every standard, and every time you come across such teachers you really feel like fulfilling your wish of dropping out. Because seriously if you have teachers like her why would you want to study?

She is the kind of teacher who gives learning a bad name, because for one thing she isn’t learned enough herself to be a teacher. You can see the big black dark circles under her eyes, sign of the sleepless nights she put in to understand the simple 3^rd std stuff that she has to teach kids.

And when you ask her a doubt, she is the teacher who looks at you like a goldfish, then spends 5 minutes thinking over your question before telling you, “I’ ll get back on this tomorrow” and she never does.

She is also the teacher who cant distinguish between 14 and 41 and when it comes to giving you marks that is a big deal. Yes and invariably you shall find atleast 100 mistakes in calculation in every paper that she corrects. Infact you actually have to calculate the number of times she makes a calculating error in totalling your marks.

She is also the teacher who gives really really stupid examples to explain the really simple things in life and has no examples to give for the tougher topics. For example:

2+2

Miss-cant-teach-for-nuts-teacher: imagine john has two apples and peter has 2 apples , therefore together they have 4 apples.

Quantum Physics

Miss cant-teach-for-nuts-teacher: uhhh... uhhh... uhhhh... I’ll get back with you tomorrow....

Yes and she is also the one who will not teach you anything new but confuse what you already know. For example you know that Gandhiji is the father of the nation. But she will argue so long and so hard that it is not possible for one man to be the father of a billion and more people, that you will feel like throwing up your arms and go running, shrieking out of class.

But no matter, how irritating and damaging she is too your future, no matter how many times you feel like banging your desk in sheer agonising frustration in her class, we still love Miss cant-teach-for-nuts-teacher because without her there would be no periods to sleep in.

By Editor Man