We Love Miss Owner-Of-The-Poopy-Dog

Yes, we absolutely love Miss Owner-Of-The-Poopy-Dog. We are talking about the girl who comes out every evening, leading her stupid slobbering dog with her on a leash. Invariably the dog hasn't shat for days at home, but the moment he steps out he begins bombarding every inch of free road, like a World War II, German Fighter Plane.

The girl really loves her little, "Cutie-Wootie" but just cant take responsibility for that little runt when he does a "Poopie-Woopie" right in the middle if the road!

This girl doesnt have the brains to potty train her dog or in the least make him wear a diaper. Just imagine the plight of this dog, who will grow up to be an adult with no idea about how to shit! He will in all probability be the laughing stock of all his potty-trained dog friends!

This Girl also thinks that the entire world is her Dog's Bathroom. Even that would have been fine if she remembered to flush or atleast clean-up after her dog has done what it has to do!

But no maatter how dirty her dog makes the roads, no matter how many joggers put their feet through his warm wet, digested dog biscuits, We Love Miss Owner-Of-The-Poopy-Dog, because every time we see her, we feel like doind it with her, Doggystyle!(unless she is Old, Fat or Ugly or all of the above!)

By- Editor Man