Kahaan Kab Kaise?-Ep 4

In the last episode you saw that a boy banged Champi. Sorry, a boy banged INTO Champi. It was then that Champi’s father Bhau Taklampanchi realised that this was the boy who laid eggs. According to Champi’s kundali she had to marry a boy who lays eggs before her 8^th birthday else she would turn into a statue made of hardened elephant shit.

Aur Ab Aage(AAA)

Bhau Taklampanchi is standing outside a magnificent house bungalow, which looks like the white house, only it’s bigger. This is the house of the great Chustia Family. They are the landlords of the village and like all landlords, they are cruel, heartless and so freaking rich that they make Bill Gates look like a fakir with a bowl.

The boy who laid the egg, was the grandson of Prathamesh Chustia, and son of Harivansh Chustia. Bhau was now wondering whether he should go in and offer his marriage proposal or not. On one hand if he didn’t go then his daughter would become a statue of elephant shit. On the other hand, if he went to the richest most cruel family with a proposal for their heir to marry the poorest ugliest girl in the village they might just laugh so hard at him that Navjot Singh Sidhu would seem quiet in comparison.

Bhau then took a deep breath and went inside the house with the brave foolishness for which the Taklampanchi’s were so famous.

“what do you want you smelly farmer?” said the mistress of the house, Kutti Chustia.(she was actually the mistress of the house because the wife was Priyamvada Chustia)

Bhau: I want to ask for the hand of your son, Bacchu Chustia.

Kutti: only his hand or him entirely?

Bhau: All of him of course. (said bhau feeling like a sheep)

Kutti: alright nice joke. Now tell me why did you really come here? If you want more money, you can get the hell out of here because clearly we are not a bank and even if were we wouldn’t give loans to smelly people like you.

Bhau: No seriously I want your son to marry my daughter, because he lays eggs and if she doesn’t marry a boy who lays eggs by the 21^st of may, which is her 8^th birthday then she will turn into to a statue of elephant shit!

Kutti began cackling loudly like a crow with a bad throat.

Kutti: Let me get this straight, you say that my son Bacchu, who is the most handsome, rich and intelligent boy in the entire village, lays eggs, and you want him to marry your daughter who looks uglier than this animal:

Not to mention she comes from a family who are so poor that they find their 1 paise per second docomo prepaid plan to expensive, because she will turn into a statue of elephant shit? Hmmmm Done! LETS GET THEM MARRIED! Because it was written in Bachhu’s kundali that if he doesn’t marry a girl who was as bad as your daughter before his 8^th birthday, he will become a giant grass-eating octopus! So quickly decide the dates and we will get them married ASAP!

To Be Continued...

(To see life repeatedly pushing Champi off cliffs keep watching, Kahaan Kab Kaise?)