In the last episode you saw that the 1 month old Champi’s kundali where it was revealed that she had to get married to a boy who lays an egg before she turns eight years old, else she would turn into a statue made of hardened elephant shit.
Aur Ab Aage(AAA)...
Champi Taklampanchi is now 7.85 years old. We apologize to the viewers that they didn’t get to see Champi as she took her first step and fell flat on her face, uttered her first word, which was not mummy or daddy but “harami”, which she picked up from her abusive alcoholic grandfather, (Jhendu Taklampanchi)
Anyway she grew up to be as ugly as a tadpole and as smelly as a farting skunk.
Grandfather: Aye Champi! I want a bloody omelette today! Go freaking get some eggs! NOW!
Champi: Ok grandpa.
(Champi goes skipping out of the house with sweet dumb freaking music in the background. Goes to the Eggwalla and buys 7 eggs. With basket in hand she starts skipping home. Suddenly two feet are seen moving towards her. Ta-Da. Ta-Da.
Champi collides with the owner of the two feet! Ta-Da. Ta-Da.)
Champi: Ouch! My eggs!
Mysterious 2 feet person: Ouch! My Ass!
(The Mysterious person with two feet is actually a boy who is around 8 years old and looks like a baby Shahid kapoor. Suddenly from nowhere Bhau Taklampanchi, Champi’s Pop arrives)
Bhau: What happened, Champi?
Champi: this boy banged me.
Bhau: WHAT!!!
Champi: I mean he banged into me and all my 7 eggs are broken!
(Bhau, being the cheap bastard that he is, begins counting the eggs, as Champi struggles like a worm to get up)
Bhau: but there are only 6 eggs broken here!
Boy: Oh so that’s what’s hurting my ass!
(boy gets up and below him, perfectly preserved and unbroken is a shiny white egg. Ta-Da. Ta-Da)
Bhau: OMG! A boy who lays an egg!
(To see life playing some more beach volleyball with Champi, tune in next time!)
2 comments:
this series is awesome....i eagerly wait for this specially...nice job mr writer...jai taklampanchi
hehe!! classic!! beats shakespeare!!
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