Kahaan Kab Kaise?-Ep 2

(in the last episode you saw a baby girl being born in the Taklampanchi family. They kept her name Champi)

Aur Ab Aage(AAA)....

The Baby is already 1 month old. We apologize to the viewers, that they didn’t get to see the growing up of Champi as she burped, gurgled, breast-fed and cried her way to being one month old.

The poor Taklampanchi family have got their family friend Pandit Rushimuni to have a look at Champi’s kundali.

The Pandit holds it up and begins reading the kundali.

“very bad!” he says

“what?” asks Bhau Taklampanchi

“this girl is as unlucky as a car going down the ghats without any brakes.”

Bhau: hmpff.

Pandit:And if she doesn’t get married by the age of 8, she will turn into a statue made of hardened elephant shit.

And so the pandit showed what an old-fangled, regressive, son of a bitch-pig he was. Especially one who believed in child marriage.

Bhau: hmpff.... Is that it?(As angry as a polar bear.)

Pandit: no. She will marry a man who will lay an egg!

Bhau: WHAT? Ok... now you’re fucking with me!

Pandit: No. And she will be miserable in her marriage. Her In-laws will treat her like America treated Saddam Hussein.

Bhau: ALL RIGHT!... THAT’S IT!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!(Fetches 18^th century shotgun which he hides under the sofa and points at the pandit)

(to see life screwing around with Champi some more, tune in next time!)