Editor Man Special's- "To Treat an Unequal"

You can judge a person by the way they treat their servants and subordinates. Well, can you? Yes you can and you should. The way you treat your househelp, servant, Subordinate, junior and anyone else who is mentally, physically and economically not up to your mark, shouts out a lot about your character. If you treat them like Hitler treated jews, then people are bound to have an opinion on you. They are probably going to think you are a cruel German dictator with a funny moustache hell bent on conquering the world. If you are the kind of person who has a habit of screaming and yelling at servants and subordinates it more or less paints the impression that you are a frustrated idiot, who is probably not getting a promotion, nor any sex and so is taking out his sad life’s frustration on this here innocent servant. Of course there are enough people in the world who want to project themselves as leading sad lives for them to care too much about letting fly that occasional yell at the househelp.

What you ought to realize is that if you find it totally acceptable to burp out insults at waiters after each dinner, then you shouldn’t feel too bad when you face much of the same. For every fish in the pond there is a bigger one in the ocean. Then you really should lose the right to complain about how the boss treats you as if you were a pile of cow dung, especially when you treat your juniors much the same. That's when you realize what it feels like to be screamed at and barked at for doing things wrong.

Boss: You are a lousy brainless idiot. Cant you do anything right? Get in your cabin and get me the reports. Get me a club sandwhich and a cup of coffee while you’re at it.

You: damn, this does feel kinda bad.

Hurts doesn’t it?

There are something’s in life that money cant buy, like a character, for everything else there is mastercard. Bullying the people who work for you, is not at all the best way to show people that you have money and/or power. A better way would be to build the Taj Mahal. Or a gigantic bungalow somewhere on a Mediterranean island. The only thing that you show when you bully someone at your service, is your anger and of course your frustration at having such a sad, sexless life.

Forgetting all that you ought to respect the work that people do regardless of how inconsequential and stupid it looks. If you think that Saku bai is only a talentless maid who only scrubs the floor, does the dishes and washes the clothes, think again. If you did Saku Bai’s job for one day you would realize the talent and power of Saku Bai. It takes skill and hardwork to scrub your grimy floors clean, it is the proper definition of back breaking work. One day of scrubbing and sweeping and you will be reaching for Moov pain relief cream faster than you can say, “ah se aaaah tak”. Not to mention how difficult it is to wash your underwear and smelly socks when you have only a tiny peice of Rin bar left. It is bloody tough work, something to be respected.

And then is the application of the law of karma. If you do good you get good, If you do bad, you get your ass kicked. Revenge will be taken on you for acting like an uncivilized chimpanzee in ways you wouldn’t want to know. Try being rude to a waiter and the next thing you know, the soup that you will be sitting will be flavoured with his spit and other assorted bodily fluids. Where did you think those hairs that you found in your noodles, come from? And are you sure they look like hair from the head? Oh and I doubt you want your house keys to be given to random people who happen to steal for a living. Or have your diamond necklace mysteriously missing, just after you yelled at the servant.

When you treat your juniors and helpers like insects, you get no loyalty from them. The only thing you get is a copy of their tell-all book which they wrote after they got fed up of your bossy ways. Servants and House help know a lot about you, because they see you in your natural environment, your home, where you are at your candid best. Imagine if they get pissed off and leave you, or gossip about you or worst of all write a tell-all book about their time in your household. Soon all your friends, family and neighbours will find out how you keep padding up and down in the house only in your pyjama with oil in your hair. Or about the number of men that visit your house when your husband goes out on a business tour. Or about the times when you get drunk and do that stupid pinapple dance that you are so ashamed off? If you don’t want loyalty or alternatively if you want the world to know the inner details of your embarrassing life, go ahead be nasty to your servants!

Be nice.

By Editor Man

The Hot Strip.......by Tanzania!!!

5 Things to say to a Male Gynaecologist

"The 5 Things to say" series... where The Hot Spark tells you 5 Things that we would like to say to people!

so the 5 things to say to a Male Gynaecologist are:-

1. You're the only man in the world who finds problems where others find pleasure.

2. You are the only guy in the world who gets paid by another man to tell his wife to strip.

3. It is actually your job to get women pregnant.

4. You're so desperate to get inside a woman that if you can't enter through the hole you try from the stomach.

5. You're the only man in the world who asks a woman to spread her legs, and instead of putting something in, take something out.

By Editor Man

Kahaan Kab Kaise?-Ep 4

In the last episode you saw that a boy banged Champi. Sorry, a boy banged INTO Champi. It was then that Champi’s father Bhau Taklampanchi realised that this was the boy who laid eggs. According to Champi’s kundali she had to marry a boy who lays eggs before her 8^th birthday else she would turn into a statue made of hardened elephant shit.

Aur Ab Aage(AAA)

Bhau Taklampanchi is standing outside a magnificent house bungalow, which looks like the white house, only it’s bigger. This is the house of the great Chustia Family. They are the landlords of the village and like all landlords, they are cruel, heartless and so freaking rich that they make Bill Gates look like a fakir with a bowl.

The boy who laid the egg, was the grandson of Prathamesh Chustia, and son of Harivansh Chustia. Bhau was now wondering whether he should go in and offer his marriage proposal or not. On one hand if he didn’t go then his daughter would become a statue of elephant shit. On the other hand, if he went to the richest most cruel family with a proposal for their heir to marry the poorest ugliest girl in the village they might just laugh so hard at him that Navjot Singh Sidhu would seem quiet in comparison.

Bhau then took a deep breath and went inside the house with the brave foolishness for which the Taklampanchi’s were so famous.

“what do you want you smelly farmer?” said the mistress of the house, Kutti Chustia.(she was actually the mistress of the house because the wife was Priyamvada Chustia)

Bhau: I want to ask for the hand of your son, Bacchu Chustia.

Kutti: only his hand or him entirely?

Bhau: All of him of course. (said bhau feeling like a sheep)

Kutti: alright nice joke. Now tell me why did you really come here? If you want more money, you can get the hell out of here because clearly we are not a bank and even if were we wouldn’t give loans to smelly people like you.

Bhau: No seriously I want your son to marry my daughter, because he lays eggs and if she doesn’t marry a boy who lays eggs by the 21^st of may, which is her 8^th birthday then she will turn into to a statue of elephant shit!

Kutti began cackling loudly like a crow with a bad throat.

Kutti: Let me get this straight, you say that my son Bacchu, who is the most handsome, rich and intelligent boy in the entire village, lays eggs, and you want him to marry your daughter who looks uglier than this animal:

Not to mention she comes from a family who are so poor that they find their 1 paise per second docomo prepaid plan to expensive, because she will turn into a statue of elephant shit? Hmmmm Done! LETS GET THEM MARRIED! Because it was written in Bachhu’s kundali that if he doesn’t marry a girl who was as bad as your daughter before his 8^th birthday, he will become a giant grass-eating octopus! So quickly decide the dates and we will get them married ASAP!

To Be Continued...

(To see life repeatedly pushing Champi off cliffs keep watching, Kahaan Kab Kaise?)

The Hot Strip....by Tanzania!!

Hotverbs- Proverbs with a dash of Spark!

1. A rolling stone is a magazine.

2.Uneasy is the head that has a headache.

3.A stitch in time saves wadrobe malfunction.

4.A bad workmen, blames his colleagues.

5. No use crying over a torn condom.

By Editor Man

We love you Mrs. Watching-Tv-Serials-all-the-time

We love you Mrs. Watching-Tv-Serials-all-the-time. Yes, we are talking about the middle-aged bored housewife, who has nothing to do all day but cook food, take care of the kids, wait for her husband and watch TV serials all day while eating oily snacks.

She is the same woman who so attached to her little family in the television that she wishes one day she too could have a family like that. She too wants to live in a house that is bigger than the rashtrapati bhavan, having a fanily which could make a small army and do nothing all day except plot against her family members, cry, cry, cry, be dolled all day and cry some more.

Sometimes she gets really confused between real life and her Television serials and she starts believing that her grandmother is 400 years old, that her mother-in-law has mixed cobra-poison in her tea, that her sister-in-law got raped by a villain and that her husband has done plastic surgery and is having an affair with a wicked woman called monica. What she doesn’t realise is that her grandmother is probably just really wrinkly, her tea just tastes really bad, her sister-in-law wasn’t raped, she’s just a slut and her husband didn’t get plastic surgery done, he was always this ugly and he is having an affair with a woman called mala.

But no matter how engrossed she gets in never-ending, illogical, idiotic TV serials whose names start with ‘K’, No matter how disillusioned, crazy and irritating she gets, we still love you because at the end of the day you stay at home and manage the house!

By- Editor Man

The Hot Strip............by Tanzania!!

5 Things to say about Politics

"The 5 Things to say" series... where The Hot Spark tells you 5 Things that we would like to say to or about people!

So the 5 things to say about Politics are:-

1. A pig's tail was probably in Politics that is why it is so crooked.

2. Going to the movies is like Politics, you must never go without your ticket.

3. Gujarat has been Modi-fied.

4. It is a common mistake to think that politicians fill their pockets, no that would be to little for a politician, they fill their entire bank balance.

5. A small message for Mr. Tharoor, "Think before you tweet."

By Editor Man

Kahaan Kab Kaise? -Ep- 3

In the last episode you saw that the 1 month old Champi’s kundali where it was revealed that she had to get married to a boy who lays an egg before she turns eight years old, else she would turn into a statue made of hardened elephant shit.

Aur Ab Aage(AAA)...

Champi Taklampanchi is now 7.85 years old. We apologize to the viewers that they didn’t get to see Champi as she took her first step and fell flat on her face, uttered her first word, which was not mummy or daddy but “harami”, which she picked up from her abusive alcoholic grandfather, (Jhendu Taklampanchi)

Anyway she grew up to be as ugly as a tadpole and as smelly as a farting skunk.

Grandfather: Aye Champi! I want a bloody omelette today! Go freaking get some eggs! NOW!

Champi: Ok grandpa.

(Champi goes skipping out of the house with sweet dumb freaking music in the background. Goes to the Eggwalla and buys 7 eggs. With basket in hand she starts skipping home. Suddenly two feet are seen moving towards her. Ta-Da. Ta-Da.

Champi collides with the owner of the two feet! Ta-Da. Ta-Da.)

Champi: Ouch! My eggs!

Mysterious 2 feet person: Ouch! My Ass!

(The Mysterious person with two feet is actually a boy who is around 8 years old and looks like a baby Shahid kapoor. Suddenly from nowhere Bhau Taklampanchi, Champi’s Pop arrives)

Bhau: What happened, Champi?

Champi: this boy banged me.

Bhau: WHAT!!!

Champi: I mean he banged into me and all my 7 eggs are broken!

(Bhau, being the cheap bastard that he is, begins counting the eggs, as Champi struggles like a worm to get up)

Bhau: but there are only 6 eggs broken here!

Boy: Oh so that’s what’s hurting my ass!

(boy gets up and below him, perfectly preserved and unbroken is a shiny white egg. Ta-Da. Ta-Da)

Bhau: OMG! A boy who lays an egg!

(To see life playing some more beach volleyball with Champi, tune in next time!)

The Hot Strip.....by Tanzania!!

What the Government doesn't want YOU to KNOW!

Things which the Government does not want YOU to KNOW….

1. All the digging of roads going on is sponsored by IndiaTV …They just want to see if hell exits or not.

2. The government's pan spitting and gutta cracking babu’s are actually super-heroes : It is not humanly possible to do the amount of work they do simultaneously - Eat pan with the red saliva drooling out, talk about how they would want to fuck their maids, annoy the aam adami wating in the que and reject completely suitable application and even concentrate at the under the table tasks !

3.The skin of your elbow is actually like that of your grandmother's teats.

4. To Take a loan you have to prove that you don’t need one.

5. When you die the government is not happy : They lose a tax payer.

6. The Government does not want to control the rate of birth : They want more tax payers

7. Potholes are made intentionally so that your car might crash down and you will have to repair it. Making it an income for somebody = Income Tax.

8. The stunts Rajnikanth performs can actually be done : they wont tell you so that you buy more than a bullet to kill a gang of 4 goons !

9. Indians did not want to give the Number Zero to the World : They wanted to be the best at UNO !

-Issued in Public Interest by Gautam GotiGotwa*

(*Gautam GotiGotwa, regardless of his name is a real person and currently studies in SYBMM{passing to TYBMM, Subject to terms and conditions} in Swami Vivekanand College)

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We Love Miss Can't-teach-for-nuts-teacher

We love you Miss Cant-teach-for-nuts-teacher. Yes we are talking about the young, know nothing, Barbie-brain who has just got her Bachelor of Education degree and has taken up teaching because it was her dream job ever since she was 5 years old.

She is the kind of teacher you find in every institution and in virtually every standard, and every time you come across such teachers you really feel like fulfilling your wish of dropping out. Because seriously if you have teachers like her why would you want to study?

She is the kind of teacher who gives learning a bad name, because for one thing she isn’t learned enough herself to be a teacher. You can see the big black dark circles under her eyes, sign of the sleepless nights she put in to understand the simple 3^rd std stuff that she has to teach kids.

And when you ask her a doubt, she is the teacher who looks at you like a goldfish, then spends 5 minutes thinking over your question before telling you, “I’ ll get back on this tomorrow” and she never does.

She is also the teacher who cant distinguish between 14 and 41 and when it comes to giving you marks that is a big deal. Yes and invariably you shall find atleast 100 mistakes in calculation in every paper that she corrects. Infact you actually have to calculate the number of times she makes a calculating error in totalling your marks.

She is also the teacher who gives really really stupid examples to explain the really simple things in life and has no examples to give for the tougher topics. For example:

2+2

Miss-cant-teach-for-nuts-teacher: imagine john has two apples and peter has 2 apples , therefore together they have 4 apples.

Quantum Physics

Miss cant-teach-for-nuts-teacher: uhhh... uhhh... uhhhh... I’ll get back with you tomorrow....

Yes and she is also the one who will not teach you anything new but confuse what you already know. For example you know that Gandhiji is the father of the nation. But she will argue so long and so hard that it is not possible for one man to be the father of a billion and more people, that you will feel like throwing up your arms and go running, shrieking out of class.

But no matter, how irritating and damaging she is too your future, no matter how many times you feel like banging your desk in sheer agonising frustration in her class, we still love Miss cant-teach-for-nuts-teacher because without her there would be no periods to sleep in.

By Editor Man

The Hot Strip ........ By Tanzania THS™

5 Things to say to Sachin Tendulkar

"The 5 Things to say" series... where The Hot Spark tells you 5 Things that we would like to say to people!

so the 5 things to say to Sachin Tendulkar are:-

1. Your voice is so squeaky that you can easily dub for mickey mouse.

2. Its about time you grew up. Now you should insist that people stop calling you Master, instead they should call you Mister Blaster and Little Mister.

3. Change your underwear. it is not a pretty sight to see you 'adjust' before every delivery.

4. You are a full grown man and still you wear 'pads'!

5. Aila!

by Editor Man

Kahaan Kab Kaise?-Ep 2

(in the last episode you saw a baby girl being born in the Taklampanchi family. They kept her name Champi)

Aur Ab Aage(AAA)....

The Baby is already 1 month old. We apologize to the viewers, that they didn’t get to see the growing up of Champi as she burped, gurgled, breast-fed and cried her way to being one month old.

The poor Taklampanchi family have got their family friend Pandit Rushimuni to have a look at Champi’s kundali.

The Pandit holds it up and begins reading the kundali.

“very bad!” he says

“what?” asks Bhau Taklampanchi

“this girl is as unlucky as a car going down the ghats without any brakes.”

Bhau: hmpff.

Pandit:And if she doesn’t get married by the age of 8, she will turn into a statue made of hardened elephant shit.

And so the pandit showed what an old-fangled, regressive, son of a bitch-pig he was. Especially one who believed in child marriage.

Bhau: hmpff.... Is that it?(As angry as a polar bear.)

Pandit: no. She will marry a man who will lay an egg!

Bhau: WHAT? Ok... now you’re fucking with me!

Pandit: No. And she will be miserable in her marriage. Her In-laws will treat her like America treated Saddam Hussein.

Bhau: ALL RIGHT!... THAT’S IT!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!(Fetches 18^th century shotgun which he hides under the sofa and points at the pandit)

(to see life screwing around with Champi some more, tune in next time!)

The Hot Strip ........ By Tanzania THS™

Lost in the Woods...

Tiger Woods, Great Golfer and Reformed Sex Addict

I have Mixed emotions when it comes to discussing Tiger Woods. I feel bad for the fact that he got caught sleeping with 21 women and completely wrecked his marriage and caused incomprehensible pain to his wife and family and on the other hand you feel like patting him on the back and congratulating him. He slept with 21 women after all. 21 HOT women at that. Way to go tiger!

I guess you just got too used to playing with your stick and pushing your tiny balls into too many holes. Maybe your over-sexed brain wanted some birdies off the pitch too. You know there is a very fine distinction between a Playboy and a Sportsman. Although they both involve playing something, they are not the same. I guess you just got confused.

Oh yeah and your excuse for getting nailed 21 bloody times is that you are a sex addict. How lame is that? Thats such a nice of saying that you actually have a character and you were only lusting after every woman you could lay your tiger paws on, because you have a psychological problem. That you were addicted to sex. That is the utmost peice of bullshit I have ever heard. According to your cock and bullshit story every human male is mental case. The only psychological problem you might have is your going mad due to your own bullshitiness.

But I must give it to you, its one hell of an excuse:

Police: Tell us! Why did you want to blow up half this city and kill more people than you can count.

Terrorist: Because you dumb freaking idiot, I cant help it. I am just addicted to blowing things up.

Police: Am so sorry we didn’t know you were addicted to blowing things up and you didn’t really mean to blow up half the city and kill more people than you can count. You just couldn’t help doing it. Go ahead your free to go. Make sure you join Terrorist’s Anonymous and come out of rehab a better man

Terrorist: I sure will you dumb freaking gullible ape.

The only real winners in this thing are tiger’s sponsors. They may act all stern and unhappy with the situation but behind the scenes they are literally having orgasms of joy at tiger’s wonderful actions. His actions go so in sync with their taglines, that it’s as if they had it planned all along. Yeah the next I see Tiger Woods the first few thoughts that will strike my head will be Just do it!(Nike), he got The Best a Man Can Get!( Gillete) and going by the gossip columns it truly was Performance Delivered! (Accenture). But apart from these brands he does make for an Excellent Brand Ambassador for any product targeted towards male consumers. Just imagine what a powerful message he gives out if you use him in an advertisement:

“Use this product and you will get to hump 21 hot babes, just like I did!”

Sounds like a good deal to me.

Oh yeah and after he was surrounded in all the negative publicity and made the most fun of since George W. Bush Jr, what does Tiger do? He gives the worlds worst public apology. Atleast when you are apologizing for making love to 21 women, make it sound like you mean it, you idiot. The 5 minute interview that he gave, looked, sounded and felt exactly like what it was, A FREAKING PUBLICITY STUNT DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU LOOK HUMAN AGAIN! In the interview Tiger talks about how much he regrets his behaviour in the tone of a weatherman telling you that it will be a cloudy with a chance of light rain. A blind deaf guy could have known it was fake, you ass!

In that interview Tiger also mentions that one of the main reasons for him having such a wild time with 21 hot women is that he lost his mind because he stopped meditating. And although I agree that meditating soothes the mind and has the ability to control the beastly Tiger in all of us, I refuse to believe that Tiger Woods suddenly became a woman-eating, sexually hungry, immoral love-cheat just because he forgot to shut his eyes while thinking of peaceful thoughts and focusing on his breathing, for some time.

Regardless of all his off-field indulgences Tiger is still the best thing to happen to golf and is still a great player. I hope he lets his winning do the talking when he plays this week. Let’s hope that Tiger can find his way out of the woods...

The Matador

We Love Mr. Joins-every-goddamn-group/fanpage-on-facebook guy.

We Love you Mr. Joins-every-goddamn-group/fanpage-on-facebook guy. Yes we are talking about the very same guy who keeps coming in your news feeds on facebook every five minutes with messages like Mr. Joins-every-goddamn-group/fanpage-on-facebook guy has join the group “Farting is more fun than burping” and 303 other such groups.

This guy is a rampaging wild bison when it comes to joing random stupid and utterly nonsensical groups and fanpages on facebook. Let him loose and he will join more groups and fanpages in 5 minutes than there are stars in the sky.

Sometimes you actually think that maybe he really believes that he is joining but the truth is he DOESNT! Infact he doesn’t even have the brains to understand the names of half the groups he is joining! For example ‘thermo aitoloakarnanias’

Infact he is so singularly obsessed with joining groups that he will jump onto every group or fanpage request you send him. That is why he will found supporting two groups that are as different from each other as a fart and a bottle of perfume. For example he will join the MAN UTD FANS AGAINST CHELSHIT group and the very next moment you see him part of CHELSEA FANS AGAINST MANCHESTHAIR UNITURD! He will also join groups like I LOVE PEACE! And F*CK PEACE, MAKE WAR! And of course I LOVE MEN and I LOVE WOMEN, which kind of gives out mixed signals.

He will also be jobless enough to join absolutely rubbish groups like, “WE LOVE ARGENTINIAN MUSIC!” (ya right, I bet he doesn’t even know if it exist. Even Argentinians don’t know it exists), “WE LOVE SCRUBBING OUR ARMPITS”(too much detail don’t you think?) and “WE LIKE LIKING THINGS” (enough said)

If he ever was an animal he’d probably be one of those stupid dumb herd animals who just keep roaming around together in huge GROUPS and just stare stupidly at you while farting, eating grass and getting eaten by lions.

Oh yeah and he joins groups just because they have cool funky names and they sound really cool. So he belives that If he joins them, their coolness will be transferred to his jobless ass. That explains why he joined, “Aaaaachoooo! Excuse me I'm just alergic to bullshit.” And “i dont care how old i am.....i still love Tom & Jerry..”(ya it kinda shows). In fact if you send in an invite to join a group like, “JOIN THIS GROUP BECAUSE IT HAS A COOL NAME.” He will actually do ten cartwheels of joy and run around the house screaming, “YAHHHHHOOOO!” before joining.

And you can gauge his stupidity when he joins a groups like, “I used to put fevicol on my palms and later enjoyed peeling it off..” But No matter how many stupid groups he joins, no matter if he joins so many groups that there are no more groups left to join, we love Mr. Joins-every-goddamn-group/fanpage-on facebook guy because without him, groups would have very few people and facebook would have nothing to put in their news feeds.

By Editor Man

The Hot Strip ........ By Tanzania THS™

5 Things to say to Tiger Woods

"The 5 Things to say" series... where The Hot Spark tells you 5 Things that we would like to say to people!

so the 5 things to say to Tiger Woods are:-

1. I have a feeling you put your balls in the wrong holes.

2. Did you take your sponsor too seriously, is that why you, "Just did it?"

3. Now we know how you won so many tournaments, you were always a cheat!

4. A bird in hand is better than many in the Woods!

5. Save the Tiger, only 1 left...

By Editor Man

Kahaan Kab Kaise?

Our story starts in the small village, where nothing ever happens, called “Fuckirapur”. The most exciting thing that ever happened in the village was when Chamiya the bar dancer gave birth to a flying squirrel. No one knew who the father was, though it was rumoured be a male flying squirrel. More on that later.

In this village lived an ultra-rich, cruel zamindar family, who owned most of the village and who were really good-looking. They were the Chustia family. But our story is not about them. Its not even about the old couple, who lived in the small hut, at the edge of the village.

We are concerned with the Taklampanchi Family, who were so poor that their family vehicle were shoes. They were poor, criminal untouchables, so they were pretty much socially fucked up.

In their house today a child is being born. Relatives and supporters gather around the large pregnant form of Gunga Devi.

“Push! Push! Push! Go Sachin! Oops.. sorry... Gunga Devi!” they screamed and encouraged.

Bhau Taklampanchi said, just before the birth of the child,

“HIS NAME WILL BE CHAMPAK!” and so he showed what a male chauvinistic son of a bitchpig he was.

And then with a final push the kid came out. Bhau Taklampanchi caught the kid before it flew off the table.

“Where’s his penis?” he thundered.

“uhhh.. Bhau... Its a girl!” said someone and quickly ran away.

“is it?” said Bhau, “In that case her name will be CHAMPI!”

To Be Continued...

(To see how life plays cruel Practical Jokes on champi tune in next time...)

The Hot Strip ........ By Tanzania THS™

We Love Miss Owner-Of-The-Poopy-Dog

Yes, we absolutely love Miss Owner-Of-The-Poopy-Dog. We are talking about the girl who comes out every evening, leading her stupid slobbering dog with her on a leash. Invariably the dog hasn't shat for days at home, but the moment he steps out he begins bombarding every inch of free road, like a World War II, German Fighter Plane.

The girl really loves her little, "Cutie-Wootie" but just cant take responsibility for that little runt when he does a "Poopie-Woopie" right in the middle if the road!

This girl doesnt have the brains to potty train her dog or in the least make him wear a diaper. Just imagine the plight of this dog, who will grow up to be an adult with no idea about how to shit! He will in all probability be the laughing stock of all his potty-trained dog friends!

This Girl also thinks that the entire world is her Dog's Bathroom. Even that would have been fine if she remembered to flush or atleast clean-up after her dog has done what it has to do!

But no maatter how dirty her dog makes the roads, no matter how many joggers put their feet through his warm wet, digested dog biscuits, We Love Miss Owner-Of-The-Poopy-Dog, because every time we see her, we feel like doind it with her, Doggystyle!(unless she is Old, Fat or Ugly or all of the above!)

By- Editor Man